prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

(vía orgasm)

meterandrhyme:

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

Retail/food service right here, friends.

(vía yourrdarkpassenger)

"Don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise."