childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(vía g-iggle)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(vía g-iggle)

chilled:

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

 

(Fuente: tragicalien, vía cumfort)

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

(vía turnoffyour-mind)

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

(vía loving-you-is-payneful)

great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

image

(Fuente: great3st, vía happinessisrightinfrontofyou)

  • person: that's a cool song
  • me: welL LET ME JUST TELL YOU THEIR ENTIRE BACKSTORY AND HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM AND ALL OF THEIR SONGS AND THE NAMES OF THEIR CHILDREN

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Fuente: thiccthot, vía ready-set-ohnowait)