goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(vía heart)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(vía succeeding)

ant0rm:

tumblr should have some kind of “you already reblogged this” warning

(Fuente: ant0rm, vía seanp0donnell)